Decide to queue for Leveling and I get the level 63 dungeon. We have a PLD, WHM, NIN/MNK/SAM, and myself on MCH. The four of us say hello, and the healer buffs us. The tank asks the healer if they're alright with big pulls. We awkwardly stand there for almost two minutes before the tank says, "Alright, lol. I guess we'll try." Everyone is full i270 or above so I don't see why this would be an issue.
Boy was I wrong.
The PLD pulls the first 2 groups and pops Rampart while he/she and I start AoEing. This healer is spamming the heck out of them with Cure Is, the melee is standing beside me with his arms folded... not DPSing. The tank is dropping fast. They're spamming Clem, popping cooldowns, and even end up HGing while trying to get some MP back so they can Clem spam when it falls off. I'm trying to give this healer and tank MP, but it's a lost cause and we wipe.
None of them seem to have broken gear. I don't really understand how we managed to wipe on the first group of trash, but whatever. The tank apologizes and says they'll pull smaller. After the healer buffs us up again they pull one group at a time and we kill them fine (the melee is actually helping now). The tank gives a 15 second countdown before the first boss. No one's said anything aside from the tank apologizing, so I decide to reassure him with a, "Hiccups happen. We're alright."
Nothing of significance happens until we get to the second boss. When we're all grouped up at the door the tank gives another 15 second countdown. When this countdown hits 0 the melee decides to say "Wait". By then it's too late, the tank has pulled, I'm doing my opener, and the healer is healing. The melee runs out of the boss room and locks themselves out of the fight.
"Useless tank
elitist
you never stop moving
are you just blind or stupid?
(healer's name) and me have broken hotbars"
Keep in mind until this point, neither of those two had said a word other than "hello".
"Okay. I can wait after boss," The tank says. "I had no idea. I wish someone would have said something sooner."
And this guy just loses his freaken mind. Swearing at the tank, demanding their healer friend stops healing the tank so we wipe on the boss and they can kick him. So the healer stops healing, thankfully this guy is a PLD and is able to keep the two of us alive so we can finish the boss. The tank immediately grabs the loot after the boss dies and tries to calm down the melee who is still freaking out. I'm trying to back up the tank, calling these two out for their BS because they had more than enough time at multiple points in this dungeon to say something.
This fight is a lost cause and this tank knows it. I know it. The tank and I are the ones holding up loot so I say to him, "(Tank's name), pass on loot. Trust me." The tank passes and I open up my party list, then I pass too and quickly launch a vote dismiss against this melee. It passes instantly. The tank then says to the healer, "We won't kick you, if you want to stay we'll wait for you to fix your hotbars. Just let us know when you're ready."
For a moment the healer stands there, we think maybe they're going to ditch their awful friend and fix their hotbars. But the moment passes and they say, "F*ck you" before leaving as well.
We get a new DPS and healer almost instantly. The tank is able to pull as much as they want and everything goes smoothly for the rest of the dungeon. When we finish the last boss the tank asks the two new members we got to commend me, explaining that other two members were a premade and harassing him. I leave the dungeon with 3 commendations and sent a friend request to the tank.