Ding ding!

Kirakunakiti’s ears flick up as she hears the summoning bell.

Looks like Fohl has another fishing adventure for me! Hope it’s not more white coral…

“Curiosity called the cat. What do you have for me today?”

Ugh, why do I always have to say the same darn thing every time I greet him?! That lame retainer school told me that repetition helps to make things simple for the master, but it’s soooo boring!

“So, can you get that for me?”

Huh?! Crap! I forgot to pay attention to what he wanted! NYAAA! I should ask him to repeat himself.

“I'll start now, if that's what you want.”

Why conscious! Why!!!

“Thanks Kiti, see ya in an hour!”

“When the master's away, the cat will play!”

What should I do?! Hmmm. Guess I’ll just go get more white coral. Life sure has changed since I became his retainer. I became a retainer thinking that I’d be some sort of adventurer, working side by side with me master. Instead, he made me a fisher… though… I don’t mind the fish! But most of the time he just asks me to get coral… bleh. I can’t eat coral…

Grugurgrpgurrghghghg. Kirakunakiti looked at her stomach.

Nyaaaa, now I’m hungry… Guess I’ll just eat some of the dozens of fish master left with me. I swear, for the man who defeated all of Eorze’s primal’s, he sure ain’t got the sharpest noggin’. He just leaves me with hundreds of fish to store! Does he think they stay fresh forever! I always have to go out and fish for new fresh ones!

Ding ding!

Surprise surprise! 20 minutes in and he’s callin’ me again. Probably gonna throw more fish my way.

“You know I've not finished the venture yet, rrright?”

”Sorry, but my inventory’s full! Let’s see… looks like no one’s bought what we put on the market yet, so please hold on to these in the meantime!”

Yup. More fish.

“Don’t forget about the venture I gave you! Cya!”

“I told you I'd take care of it, so stop worrying.”

Darn. He didn’t repeat what he wanted. Back to what I…

Ding ding!

Seriously…

“You know I've not finished the venture yet, RRRIGHT?!”

“Sorry Kiti! I forgot I need some money to put into our company! Now you can go back to your venture.”

Nyaaa! My money… Now I only have 25 minutes to get…. Uhhh, I still don’t know what I’m supposed to get. It’s probably more white coral. Should only need 10 minutes, then I’ll just sleep until he comes back.

25 minutes later.

Ding ding!

“I did my very best, just like I said.”

Lies

“Awesome, how many high quality bluebell salmon did you get?”

Uh oh. Did he say salmon!? Nyaa! Whatever, I’ll just give him some of what he left me to hold.

“Just 1 high quality? Oh well, hold on to this for me. Also, I think you should do a water exploration next.”

I hate water.

Character name: Fohl Hakuko
World name: Goblin
Scarf of Wondrous Wit