Retainer Ad-Venture Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Tragoedia]

Character: Tragoedia Darkmoon
World: Mateus
Prize: Scarf of Wondrous Wit
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Meet Miunilia. A Lalafel retainer.

Do you see those sparkly cute little innocent eyes?... yes?... so cute huh?

Well my friend dont say you haven't been warned.
This little cutesy is a hardcore kleptomaniac. Whatever she sees, she steals...
Theres no telling when she will do it, or how, or even what she will target . She Just Does It !!
Sealife, clothes, boots, jewelry.. anything serves the purpose..

Do you think Imperials are good on demolishing realms ? ... yes?
Well you haven't seen this little one in action for sure.
She can single-handedly, piece by piece, deconstruct any house, small or large, in a matter of hours. No wall is too big. No roof is too heavy. Furniture isn't safe either.

No wall stands in her way, or so it was .. She's evolved.. took fanciness in animal kidnap.
Ocasionally she brings cats and dogs.
She says she finds them. i dont believe her. The cats she brings appear way too well fed to be stray.. and the dogs have a certain air of nobility to be left on the streets on their own.
Kidnapping i say. Rare findings she states.

If you see her hide and pray she didnt see you.
You have been warned !

[Seagrot]

Another hour, another ring.

Leven had been returning from his hourly ventures with vortex rings for a few weeks now. It was unusual to get so many in a row but it was at least better than unappealing fish (EL OH EL, my retainer just gave me a 'chub'," Fen had laughed to her friends over the linkpearl).
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Another hour, another battle.

With the weathered rod his mistress had given him, he dealt the final blow to the primal. Garuda screamed shrilly as she faded from the physical realm. As the cutting winds calmed and the treasure appeared before Leven, he desperately prayed to the Twelve. Please let this be it...
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"Mistress, I have returned."

He dismounted from the horse and held out the vortex feather that had fallen from the primal as she had faded away.
Fen the Lalafell glanced at the pony briefly then her eyes widened as she saw what her retainer held. She jumped up and snatched the primal's remains from her Au Ra retainer's hands.
"Ohhh sweet thanks!" she exclaimed and turned her back on her retainer to use her linkpearl. ("Oh EM Gee, look what my retainer just bought back! 'Vortex Feather'. Easy one mil!") Leven waited until Fen had finished her boasting before giving her the news.

"Mistress, it is with a heavy heart that I must end my employ with you..." the retainer said.
"What?" Fun spun around to face him, her jaw slackened, her mouth agape.
"...as my wife demands a more lavish lifestyle and I can't afford to give it to her as a mere adventurer's retainer.
"You're married?" Fen spluttered. Leven reached up and stroked the pony's mane.
"Why yes, I met her on this job, I had been searching for my soul mate for so long..."
Fen stared at her (ex?) retainer then back to the glowing windy pony he had rode in on. The gil dropped. Au Ra, Xaela, traditional....OH.

"Uhhh so she'll be Mrs Goro then?" Fen said with a strained smile.

(Thanks SE for the Xaela lore )

Fen Weiss
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