The following is a reenactment based on a true story depicting the conversation spoken by the warrior of light and the internal thoughts of her retainer:



"Wow, I am so lucky! I get to be the Hero of Light's personal retainer! People dream of this position, and I finally made it my own. This is going to be so amazing I can barely contain myself. Oh, wait. I should probably listen to what she is saying. Come'on, pay attention brain! What is she saying?"

- All right, listen up. We don't have _much room_ for useless things, so bring me back _something good_ to decorate the living room with this time.

"She definitely said... 'We don't have mushroom'. I'm certain of it. She also mentioned to bring 'something good', which means she wants something good to eat. And mushrooms are edible, right? I see all these other retainers running around, fighting these scary monsters and sneaking into houses. I'm glad I don't have to do such chores. My mistress only wants me to bring her back a mushroom, hah!"

"Well lucky me again, here's one right here. A shriekshroom. And I didn't even have to ward off any monsters to get it! The mistress will be so proud. That didn't take very long, I guess I can just slack off for the remainder of the time, as she didn't want me to return within the hour."

* 59 minutes later *

"Oh why is she so upset? I hate it when she yells at me. Well, hate is such a strong word. I prefer loathe. Yes, I loathe it when she yells at me. I only did what you told me to do! Or... think what you told me to do... Who would have thought that a shriekshroom would make her scream?"

- OK, that was a _low_ performance but I will give you one more _chance_. I sincerely hope this mistake will not happen _another_ time. Even a spriggan could do _better_. If you do not increase your game I will have to find a better use for a retainer of your _quality_.

"She looks so sinister when she's mad. Every word is like a needle pushing further into... Oh noes, I did it again! I forgot to listen. Darn, stupid, stupid me! Err, let's see here. Ok, let's trace back here. She said something about 'low' and 'chance'. Maybe she thought my finding was just a chance occurrence? I think I heard the word 'another' at some point. She must want another shriekshroom, ofcourse! If I am not mistaken, she also said the words 'better' and 'quality'. If I put these words all together I can deduce that she wants me to find a high quality shriekshroom that is very rare! I'm a bloody genius when I think about it."



Epilogue:
After the second venture when the retainer returned with a shriekshroom HQ, the warrior of light to lost her mind and is now locked up in her house, stroking a mushroom plushie doll. The retainer forgot about her dream of working for the warrior of light and pursued a career at an aquarium, training gold fish.