Often I hear tales of my masters exploit at the taverns. Good grief! My ale starts tasting bad whenever I hear some drunken sod glorifying that slave driver. Hero of Eorzea my arse!.

As a child I admired tales of heroes, and I was ecstatic when I entered a contract with this so called Warrior of Light. Sadly that was the day I learnt that the stories never really tell how a hero is as a person.
I should have known that as soon as I saw those lalafellin eyes that they contained nothing but greed.

Everyday I have to spend all the time I am awake to sell her wares. From time to time she tells me to go out and bring her some exciting treasures.
At the beginning I earnestly did my best to please her on the ventures. I went to the most God forsaken places in search for hidden treasures, hoping that if I pleased master she would start treating me better…
Alas that was not meant to be.

At some point I began praying that some beast would eat that bag of evil whole. However even being eaten by some demonic dog wasn´t enough to finish her.

Lately master have been complaining for awhile now on how I never bring her anything good. Since that is the case I have started stealing precious items from masters neighbours. If all goes well, not only will I please master, I will also put the blame on the recent thefts on her.
Maybe there will some kind FC company that will get angry and get rid of her.

Master hurry up and send me on more ventures!

Charecter Name: Ouria Ulder
World Name: Chaos, Ragnarok
Choice: Scarf of Wondrous Wit