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    Violet Baudelaire
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    I'm the biggest culinary fraud since Amy and Samy

    I do work for the beasts as a weaver, but gain experience as a culinarian. My last 2 CUL quests had me turn in stuff that was already in my inventory, so I used that instead and taking credit for other people's work.
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    Caimie Tsukino
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    Lol! Good job! And thanks for sharing!
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    Katrisa Ashe
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    Haha you're funny
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    Actually, this thread triggered me to look up on "Amy and Samy"... it led me to wiki, which I read about the story...
    And then I found these on the web:

    Amy... "an imaginary response" to the accusation by Ramsay about "home-made ravioli" not actually home-made.


    LMAOOOO
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    “The best crafter is not the one with the best stats, but the one who makes the best use of one’s stats” – By Caimie Tsukino

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    Violet Baudelaire
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    You can watch the full episode here.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk

    It's easily become its most famous episode.
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    "I'd like to turn in these muffins please."

    "...They have Brandy seared in here. Look."

    "Yes, I put that there."

    "But you're not Brandy."

    "I'D. LIKE. TO. TURN. IN. THESE. MUFFINS. PLEASE."

    "But-"

    "Look, you racist pissant, if you don't take these muffins and give me the Twelve-damned reward, I'm going to make some muffins with -your- name on it, and throw them at the Twelve-damned dragons."

    "..."

    QUEST COMPLETE
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    never seen this show before but damn I had some good laughs. thanks for that link lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amelia_Pond_Behemoth View Post
    I do work for the beasts as a weaver, but gain experience as a culinarian. My last 2 CUL quests had me turn in stuff that was already in my inventory, so I used that instead and taking credit for other people's work.
    Welcome to the club. /pat

    Being the truly biggest fraud in all the crafting classes, I tend to go WOOHOO when all my GC turn ins are weapons or gear I can buy at the vendors. I don't even bother to go to the MB. Screw the HQ stuff. I just want the cheap and easy way out. I do that for leves too. I have no shame. T^T
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    Hahaha, you guys are awesome!!!
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    “The best crafter is not the one with the best stats, but the one who makes the best use of one’s stats” – By Caimie Tsukino

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    ZOMG Dem is some crazy people. Thanks for the funny linky!
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