Classes/Jobs, a honest presentation

[AskaRay]

Wait I forgot one

SCH: Stop getting hurt so I can DPS some more.

[Kassiekane]

Ninja:
It would appear that the tank can't hold threat very well....


...not that I'm gonna do anything about it.

[TruebladeNuke]

Oooooooo... I've been waiting for a thread like this. Now I can finally put out my PLD and WAR jokes.

PLD: Hi! I'm a PLD, and it's my job blind people with flashy lights and defend my allies! *Sees random enemy going for another party member* What's that knave!? Am I not good enough for you!? THIS WILL NOT DO! THOU SHALL BASK IN MY GLORIUS RADIANCE! *Jumps in front of party member flashing, complete with a really smug look on face*

WAR: *Says nothing* *Charges and activates berserk before anyone can say hi* WRRRHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA *Overpower* AAAAAAAAAAA *Overpower* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Overpower* AAAAAAAA *Overpower* AAAAAAAA
*Minutes later, is still going despite berserk wearing off already*
Some random enemy: Someone stop this guy from screaming at the top of his lungs already!

... I still can't think of a good one for DRK. D:

[File2ish]

I'm an Astrologian. When I draw an awesome card and show it off all the monsters come running to me to check it out, ignoring everyone else to see if I'm willing to trade with them.

[Kore_Hyperion]

"I'm a MCH and my job is to convince people that I'm useful in the party."

[Sylkis]

SCH: I'm a watermelon

Cookie if you can figure out what it means

[hagare]

I'm a main DRG and I am a professional floor inspector.

[Greven]

I'm DRK, I just wanna wear black.