Classes/Jobs, a honest presentation

[Fevelle]

"I am a (insert healer job here). My job is to be yelled at just because"
"I am an Astrologian. My job is to cause rift and discord between melee dps when I draw a balance card"

[MaethusXion]

"I'm a BLM main, my main focus is to steal aggro from the tank and keep it, making the healer heal me more than the tank, because slowing down my DPS is not an option"

Fixed that for ya...

[LathusWHM]

I am a BLM, I am not moving out of any ground targeted damage circles. Please keep me alive so I can do optimal DPS. Thank you.

[Eul]

"I main SCH. I get cringe when tank don't have patience for Deployment Tactic."

[Selli]

"I'm a WHM and Benediction just went on cooldown, but you still died anyway."

[AskaRay]

Wait I forgot one

SCH: Stop getting hurt so I can DPS some more.

[Kassiekane]

Ninja:
It would appear that the tank can't hold threat very well....


...not that I'm gonna do anything about it.

[TruebladeNuke]

Oooooooo... I've been waiting for a thread like this. Now I can finally put out my PLD and WAR jokes.

PLD: Hi! I'm a PLD, and it's my job blind people with flashy lights and defend my allies! *Sees random enemy going for another party member* What's that knave!? Am I not good enough for you!? THIS WILL NOT DO! THOU SHALL BASK IN MY GLORIUS RADIANCE! *Jumps in front of party member flashing, complete with a really smug look on face*

WAR: *Says nothing* *Charges and activates berserk before anyone can say hi* WRRRHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA *Overpower* AAAAAAAAAAA *Overpower* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Overpower* AAAAAAAA *Overpower* AAAAAAAA
*Minutes later, is still going despite berserk wearing off already*
Some random enemy: Someone stop this guy from screaming at the top of his lungs already!

... I still can't think of a good one for DRK. D:

[CGMidlander]

"I'm a WHM and Benediction just went on cooldown, but you still died anyway."

I think it's working as intended

[AskaRay]

I think it's working as intended

I chocked on my drink