Option for instant gratification of levels and everything else in the game?

Log in -> Choose level 50 -> Choose best gear in game -> Wander around -> Kill a few things with my uber.. uberness -> Realize there's nothing to accomplish and that I just skipped the whole journey -> Log off -> Choose new MMO

That would be my experience with FFXIV. ^^; At most SE would receive one month worth of payment from me.

I say no thanks to this.
..Btw, I seriously thought this thread was a joke when I read it.