In the workplace, in schools, in pretty much everywhere else in life, you're measured on your performance. So why people feel they should be protected by that, and why SE feels they should provide that protection, boggles my mind to no end. If I was doing something poorly, I'd rather know, and if meant I had to be booted from a group at that time, I'd completely understand. Because that's just how life is.

So, I'd be up for any parser, personal or otherwise.