I can see it now.

[SIZE="7"]Green Wizard Outraged by Burble Bloodbath[/SIZE]
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The Verdant Wizard, formerly known as the Red Wizard, has been boiling over the far-flung fatal frolic of the fluffy furballs commonly known as burbles. "At least the Empire just wants to kill the Primals, they are big and ugly and kill the planet slowly, versus killing something small and helpless, that heals things." said the tiny wizard, while trying on a new set of robes. "Do you think the green makes me look fat? I preferred the red, but now green is all the rage it seems."

"They were only recently reintroduced to the wild," says local monsterologist Bayohne, "They're not hostile, but it's the furs that all the adventurers are going for."

As of yet, no full count of the creatures killed has been able to be established, but it's clear by all the furry pelts seen at local camp sites that they are many. "I need the coin," an anyonymous adventurer commented, "Have you seen how much low level gear costs these days?"

Vice Chairman Battlewarden Matsui had no comment when asked if he would step in to save the tiny fluffballs.[/SIZE]