Joke Weapons? :D

[Zeyth]

I think it would be awesome to have joke weapons, like how FF7 did. For DRG, it could be a mop/broom, for DRK could be a giant fan, SCH could be a giant encyclopedia that is bigger than the character sprite, etc. It would be purely for glamour, like the Emperor's New clothes, but I think it would be fun

[RezaYarwen]

I was actually thinking about this the other day. lol I would love this. XD

[Tint]

WHM already have a joke weapon^^

Mistilteinn - a giant bouquet of flowers :x

[Immut]

WHM already have a joke weapon^^

Mistilteinn - a giant bouquet of flowers :x

I need this. And here i thought the i70 weapon was the most flamboyant one with it's little chime.

[KleeneOnigiri]

I was searching through the database to see if there is a broom as a lance... was disappointed there was none

[Jinrya-Geki]

The staff for blm from ffxiii is a clock. A joke weapon from a joke game.

Personally I would like weapons to have different skins. Cause it's not unusal for wizards to use daggers or scythe, have staves look like aesthetically like them but still function like holding a staff.

The same could go for other jobs.

[Tint]

The staff for blm from ffxiii is a clock. A joke weapon from a joke game.

Personally I would like weapons to have different skins. Cause it's not unusal for wizards to use daggers or scythe, have staves look like aesthetically like them but still function like holding a staff.

The same could go for other jobs.

in FF7 the joke weapon for the staff was an umbrealla ^^

[Enkidoh]

The staff for blm from ffxiii is a clock. A joke weapon from a joke game.

That was actually from FFXIII-2 - it was the weapon Mog carried in the game and actually functioned as the game's ATB/agro timer if you were agroed by an enemy. A number of the FFXIII event weapons were actually not from FFXIII itself but were from XIII-2 and Lightning Returns.

Getting back on track though, there was a thread a while ago in General Discussion that talked about this very idea, and yes, I would so love this (more glamour is always good) - by the magic of copy and paste:

GLA/PLD - Nail Bat and Pot Lid
PGL/MNK - Rocket Punch Gloves
LNC/DRG - Mop
MRD/WAR - Shovel
ARC/BRD - Toy Bow
ROG/NIN - Fork and Spoon
CNJ/WHM - Umbrella
THM/BLM - Lamp Post
ACN/SMN/SCH - Picture Book
MCH - Water Pistol
DRK - Boat Oar
AST- Child's Globe

:3

[Hioki]

Fat chocobo weapons.

Maybe some different themed weapons from sports. Ast holding a soccer ball, a paint ball gun for mch, a goal post for drg, a rule book for sch/smn with matching referee attire, a lumberjack outfit for war?

[mcspamm]

+1 for joke weapons, preferably with interesting / odd on-hit sound effects.

e.g.

DRK: Frozen tuna; Giant squid
PLD: Baseball bat & glove (to "catch" enemy attacks with); Tonberry knife & lamp
WAR: Electric guitar; (Snow) shovel
DRG: Lamp post; Microphone stand
MNK: Sock puppets; Cow bells; Tambourines
NIN: Maracas; Drum sticks (musical tool); Drumsticks (food); Glow sticks
BRD: ???
MCH: Tennis ball (Blitz ball?) launcher
BLM: Weather vane?
SMN: Comic book; FFXIV strategy guide
AST: Crystal ball; Mini ahriman eye (cute version of Sauron's eye)
SCH: Nudie mag; Dictionary
WHM: Candy cane; Rain stick?