This has become an amazingly stupid and bloated thread. It shouldn't take 40+ pages of quote wars to accept the following:

- Use of DF obligates no one to accept their time being wasted by terrible players who do not act on reasonable criticism.
- Willfully bad players are beyond outside help and are likely to be excluded often, parser or no.
- Parsers can (and already do) help many players who want to improve.
- Parsers do not turn players toxic. The fact that you will eventually encounter a toxic player who parses is no more significant than the "Hitler Ate Sugar" fallacy.