The Real Problem with Parsers

[Aiselia]

look at all your posts.

You didn't. Why should I?

Tell you what. You go back through and read all my posts and I'll consider responding to your arguments. To help, I'd recommend starting at the later posts where I outright say I'm not anti-parser and then going back through with that perspective in mind. At this point, my replies will apparently simply be the same thing as I've had to say repeatedly to people pretending they know my argument, which is going to centre heavily on "I never said that".

Case in point:

Your first argument being that EVERYONE who has poor dps will be kicked

I never said that. In fact, the only time I even suggested it affecting "EVERYONE" was when I used it affecting everyone as an example of hyperbole that is ridiculous and shouldn't be taken seriously.

if your tank or healer was performing absolutely abysmally to the point where the run is going to take 10-15 extra minutes and require a ton of extra work on the part of everyone else, WOULD YOU KICK THEM??

For an extra 10 or 15 minutes? No. For a literal impossibility to clear? Sure.

And before you be all "BUT HYPOCRITE", bear in mind that tanks/healers do not tend to have 30 minute queues, and tanks especially will likely be in a group almost immediately upon requeueing. A vote kick for a tank is a far less harsh penalty than a vote kick for a DPS.