The Real Problem with Parsers

[Griffeth]

And like how you assume that having 300 less DPS means the moon will grow a face and crash into the planet in three days!

With some fights, there is a really high DPS check. People not doing the DPS to meet the check cause the group to die. I dont understand why people hate on parsers so much

[Aiselia]

Aren't there actually multiple DPS checks across multiple fights where exactly that can happen but with out the 3 days days (nice majora mask reference)

That realization when Dalamud was just a failed DPS check.

Man, parsers could have saved 1.x.

With some fights, there is a really high DPS check.

You don't say? This is news to me. I thought all the fights in the game were balanced around auto-attack only and weaponskills, spells, and abilities were just to make them go faster.

People not doing the DPS to meet the check cause the group to die.

Except for the tank that had just enough HP to survive! For one more hit.

I dont understand why people hate on parsers so much

I don't understand it either. It's so silly.