The Real Problem with Parsers

[Aiselia]

Honestly, I didn't even pay attention to those parts

But those are the best parts!

Well, I mean, we argued for how long about whether or not parsers should be allowed, and I was on the pro-parse side, and you were arguing against me, so clearly you're anti-parser. You casual scrub, you.

It's because I don't want anyone finding out that I'm not out-DPSing the DRG on my tank. Shhhhhh. I'm so ashamed that I'm not both topping the DPS charts and tanking the mobs. It's bad enough that I'm also slacking and not doing all the healing to so the healers can DPS.

My super clever mind's first thought was to ask if the "tailor-made" pie was made of linen.

Ew. Everyone knows you don't use linen in pies.

It ruins the texture. You always want silk. Nice and smooth.

Here's a fun fact: Calling people out on their bad dps doesn't make one a jerk.

I've never heard the phrase "calling someone out" as not being negative.

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To add to this, I checked some dictionaries, unsurprisingly normal dictionaries didn't have the phrase in any way that applied to this, but urban dictionary doesn't seem to paint a very innocuous picture. Most them quite literally have to do with challenging somebody for some sort of fight or insulting them. In fact, the top accepted definition says "to put someone on blast", which then goes on to "to shame them badily (sic) in front of a group of three or more people". Which is oddly specific and I'm not sure why two isn't a blast.

So yes, "calling people out" by the apparently generally accepted definition of the phrase does make one a jerk because the phrase tends to revolve around insulting or attempting to shame someone.

There's a difference between "calling someone out" and "politely offering assistance to help someone improve".