Alright, I've seen enough of this. Here's how it's gonna work:

If parsers are officially implemented, then it's up to the INDIVIDUAL to make the best of it. The tool itself is not and will not be a problem. However,

If you refuse to use it and make no improvement (that you need to improve); you're part of the problem.
If you use it to exclude people or judge them unfairly; you're part of the problem
If you use it purely for bragging rights or to look down on others; you're part of the problem
And if you demonize it and make assumptions that simply adding it is going to make anyone not already doing the above start doing it, you're just as much a part of the problem.

Personal Accountability. If things go bad, ask yourself first if you're contributing to the problem, or the solution. Parsers are a good tool that can be used badly, like many other tools already in-game. Let's not look at anyone or anything but ourselves first for the cause of any problems/solutions.