The Real Problem with Parsers

[Aiselia]

This one time I was kicked for being too leet, players said my greatness was to big of a distraction for them.

"Excuse me, but your DPS is too many digits. Could you maybe knock one off? Thanks."

um, can you even see what food someone has eaten? Doesn't it just show you the "well fed" effect?

Please, anyone who's truly great at the game has already memorized both the stats on every food and how it appears during the animation where you're eating it.