The Real Problem with Parsers

[Aiselia]

It's simple. Do it like many other games have come before it. Impose a punishment for making too many false reports.

Brilliant, and then they can lose paying customers because not only do they feel the players are attacking them, they can feel like SE wants the players to keep attacking them because THEY are the ones getting punished for feeling attacked enough to report!

Do I need to add a sarcasm tag, or we good there?