The Real Problem with Parsers

[Kumori_Kumo]

I don't want to be spending a million hours

Three.

6 30 minute dungeons a week = three hours.
Cut that down by half, you saved one and a half hours in a week.

Just ask the clowns that got carried in my static

>Static
>Casuals
Inigo Montoya meme.

Why are random people not able to create parties?

Because they don't have statics. Or groups. Or they're in the 10,000 man FCs where asking for a single thing is like shouting at a wall. All of this is just a distraction, of course, from the fact that the DF is there for people who don't have parties. End of story.