The Real Problem with Parsers

[Senfei]

Nothing wrong with parsing. If you think parsing is going to to turn an otherwise well adjusted, wonderfully nice and friendly player into a raving maniac who demands you increase your dps by 5.7% or face the votekick wrath, you are delusional. Someone who is rude is gonna be rude, they don't need a parser to justify themselves.

I may or may not have parsed a Sohm today DPSing as a 54 Bard and with a Monk as my dps co-pilot. They may or may not have achieved numbers around 20% over what my auto attacks do. If all this parser fear mongering were true, I would have supposedly gone super saiyan rage EX god mode and exploded my keyboard with insults and votekick attempts. Fortunately since that is stupid and never happens, I just whined to my FC about how slow the run was and finished. The End.