Healer Confessions

[Saseal]

That moment when I became one of 'those healers' spamming AoE heals.
...because I kept hitting Helios with full intention of using Aspected Helios, several times, and wondering why no one is getting the shield buff (noct stance with other AST co-healer in Diurnal).
>.>

[Greven]

I go Nocturnal.

Better not think it twice you other Astrologian cause if you do I'll make you learn your place solohealing this like momma Square taught us the hard way so you better activate you Diurnal now cause I'm watching you.

~memories from a Duty Roulette Trials

[bounddreamer]

I ate a timer gladly yesterday after getting AV for duty roulette. Not sure if the dps were trolling or just that bad. Huge pull, wipe, huge pull, mobs took forever to die, BLM used Fire 3 and Bliz 3 exclusively, BRD kept stepping in gold bile. So it was a bad start. First boss, BLM positioned himself to eat my fruit so I moved. BRD ran across the room to eat my fruit! Boss took forever to die.

When they did another huge pull at the keepers and we wiped again, I was happy to eat the timer. I actually like AV but could not see clearing it timely with that group.

[Avenkross]

I queued up in a party with a friend once to help him get into the dungeon in under an hour. I'm healing fairly well and everything is grand... but there's just one issue. The other dps is the epitome of annoying. He's playing as ninja and has a macro that makes him post things in the say channel. I had to ask why he was saying such things. I think it actually fit the situation at the time. Anyways this guy is one of the worst dps I've ever seen. Despite the tank marking enemies he goes out of his way to steal aggro from the tank, gets hit by every other AoE and in general is just awful and unpleasant to be with.

At one point he had the audacity to say something directed at my friend (I forget what they said) and I just had had enough. I knew he was terrible so when he died on the final boss I just didn't revive him. The entire time he spammed the chat with "plz revive" and other such things. I wish I could remember what he had said because I simply rephrased what he had said to them in response and it shut him up real quick. After we cleared he started swearing at me, but I just laughed and left.

[Kogekigami]

The other night during alexander savage turn one went to put regen on the tank and accidentally hit behediction...all the meelee saw and the whole party knew. I was completely embarresed. He was only down like ten hp...

[Twilite]

One too many Stone I's in Satasha normal lead to the tank dying. I didn't enter Cleric stance or cast a single stone until the last room in the dungeon.. This is something I'm not proud of.

[LDR]

when I'm running on AST and the following situation happens (and happens more frequently than I'm happy about >.> )

last trash pack before next boss, I've managed to scrounge an Enhanced royal road and I've got like a Balance or Arrow in spread because I'm like; we're near the boss and this trash is nothing I'm not blowing this set up on nothing.
trash is nearish dead, draw is now off CD
that split second where i automatically hit it out of habit i die inside
i don't want to replace my enhanced RR
i don't want to use my ERR
nor do i want to use my balance/arrow when its trash at like 30%

que an internal debate about whether i can hold the card long enough or if i want to risk a shuffle or this or that or

sometimes i autopilot heal and everything is fine
sometimes my operating system crashes and i stand there like a lemon whilst the tank is using hallowed at 5hp and a dps is dirt napping due to 15 does up the back

sometimes it works massively in my favour and i used 5 years of luck by shuffling and getting the same card, holding it till the last second which is just as we get to the boss and boom; 2 balance/arrows out, one enhanced [and probably time dilated] and then

sit
sit
wait

times of card effects down to 15 seconds

5

tank pulls



my soul leaves my body


tl:dr ; i hit that draw button automatically to often when i really don't want to

[Yuisr]

I play a SCH.
1. I like to let tanks die, in order to get all my DoT's out. I dont care how many mobs are hitting him.
2. I say hello to everyone in the party, those who dont say hello back dont get healed, They die... "WTF healer?!" Ill always reply with "Oh, you do talk? hello and welcome to the dungeon friend "

[Saseal]

tl:dr ; i hit that draw button automatically to often when i really don't want to

I do this.... ^

Me: "Oh look, draw is up! *Draws balance* Woo *not paying attention to reality of the situation*"
Mob: *has 10 hp left, then dies*
Me: "*Sees spread on CD*.... :< Well, shit. I... I can still put it on the DPS right when we run to the next mob, at 1 sec left?"
Tank: "brb."
Me: /seppuku

[RedHerb]

I have a pretty short fuse, if I get mad, I go get a drink and let selene take the wheel for a bit. I'm fine with wiping because I can repair all of my gear.

When people say they don't like the heals, I'm like "Well fine, do you like Selene's more?"