Healer Confessions

[Selli]

My static calls this the pity regen.

Can confirm. My static calls it more like "the Regen of Shame". I even have a macro for it.

/micon "Regen"
/ac "Regen <t>"
/p Casting Regen on <t>. <se.#> <wait.3>
/p Regen has ticked <se.#> <wait.3>
/p Regen has ticked <se.#> <wait.3>
/p Regen has ticked <se.#> <wait.3>
/p Regen has ticked <se.#> <wait.3>
/p Regen has ticked <se.#> <wait.3>
/p Regen has ticked <se.#> <wait.3>
/p Regen has worn off. <se.#>

(This might be slightly off, I don't have my game open so I'm winging it on my phone)

Just so EVERYONE knows when your Regen for being a derp is active (*do not use in normal dungeons unless you want to be kicked). If I ever use this during raid, everyone starts laughing and makes fun of whoever for taking extra damage.

[Asheilin]

WOD whm, seemed to always get the runs what had 4 healers perma-clerics and one newbie + me; so I spent the time solo healing the whole alliance and would prioritize the newbie and everyone else over the cleric healers. Would be satisfied when they died on every boss because I wasn't healing them and they were too busy to heal themselves lol

other day was doing vault on ast. 1st boss. accidently turned on clerics (and didnt notice >.>) lost one dps who then told me I had clerics up but it was too late to save the party because I was out of mana bitching outloud that my heals were broken. I felt horrible.
Another vault run, didn't have diurnal up because I forgot to put it back on when I changed to ast and was at the 2nd boss when I realised why the dungeon was so difficult to heal (and sad at all the wasted mana on aspected heals)

Been running with my fiancee who's DRK. we've a dps doesn't pull on purpose policy. We laugh alot when they die.

When not on healer, I'm freaking out because the tank has 50% or lower hp and the healer is dpsing. if I'm on a caster, I'll start healing. >.>

When dps take damage if they don't already have Medica II or Aspected Helios on they get a regen and heal. But I also like keeping regen on the party; gives me time to dps more.

I ignore Clerics in dungeons 85% of the time and do crapier dps because I'd rather have fuller heals if I need to interupt a cast to heal an idiot.

[Tizzy_Tormentor]

I am a level 56 AST...I never noticed that I got Combust II at 46, thus have never used it, I must have accidentally removed it from my hotbar when I unlocked it (did some experimenting with my hotbars) Boy do I feel silly.

Also, I too have let tanks die for the sake of MUH DEEPS BRUH and let Selene do all my work for me, you can get some good mileage out of a roused fairy. It doesn't happen often, but we can often laugh it off.

I am also so used to playing SCH that I am DPS'ing as a WHM/AST and wondering why the tank's health is not being topped up, then feel dumb.

Also, I am a petty and spiteful healer, if you are rude to me or any of my friends, well son, I hope you like tanking the floor because you will be keeping it warm for a long time.

[RaineAmorie]

Went into ExRoulette as Sch with my BLM buddy. Tank was a Drk, rushing quite hard and not keeping aggro due to little/no MP for every pull. My friend accidentally face pulled some mobs and tank did nothing and we wiped. The tank ended up yelling at him for a bit and being a real ass. Got pretty annoying, so I decided by the last boss I had to make my disapproval known. I ran off the edge of the arena like, 4 times. Me and my buddy had a good laugh.

[PaliBehri]

Or the SCH version..

When you Lustrate the wrong person... with all three aether stacks.

[PaliBehri]

I confess I am not the best healer in the game. In mechanic heavy fights there are times when I am stance dancing that I forget to drop out of Cleric stance too heal. I also target the wrong person for healing more often then I can count, this mostly happens with tanks though...Sorry to the Tanks out there

Done this SOOO many times. Or when CS breaks and I dont actually leave SC. "BUT WHY IS THE TANK STILL DYING!?!" -wipe-

[Saseal]

Done this SOOO many times. Or when CS breaks and I dont actually leave SC. "BUT WHY IS THE TANK STILL DYING!?!" -wipe-

Did this yesterday in Trial roul ;_; Luckily it was just Gilgamesh's bridge fight and nothing fancy >.>; Hit CS too soon, or something, and ended up temporarily confused as to why my heals were crap. |||OTL

[nexas506]

I was in stone vigil today. The tank got pissed at me for dpsing and started saying "dude just heal" so i did.
All i did was heal. Only pshyick, succor and aldo. No buffs, no de-buffs, ignored all fight mechanics (like the cannons in the 2nd boss)

then she says "why didn't you do the cannons?"
"you told me to just heal. Cannons dont count as healing."
Wow im spiteful. Lol. So a 30 minute run took about 50.

[zuzu-bq]

I love to deal damage on dungeon as a healer, specially as WHM. Sometimes I let the tank die (most times are tank's fault though) and some rare moments I blame them.

"C'mon you could've used the insert big immortality cd name and lived!"

That's usually followed by a "sorry" when I know it was my fault. /cry

[mikecoby]

I always /follow the tank because I'm lazy. Any other healers do the same?