Healer Confessions

[MXMoondoggie]

I had this once (or, I imagine it was like this not long before I came in) -- joining an in-progress Brayflox on the last boss, the first thing the tank said was along the lines of "PLEASE tell me you know what Esuna is!"

The funny thing is you don't even need esuna on that boss. SCH doesn't even have it's cleanse spell at that point too. The only time esuna is really needed is if the Tank is bad. 95% of the time if the first thing anyone says is slagging off the previous Healer you know they will be terrible. I've even gone into Brayflox aaaagess ago like when I was levelling my first class which is WHM. They were only on the first boss and said something like "Third time lucky!" they had already had two Healers and then the fight starts Tank doesn't get control of anything and people getting poisoned by standing in front of things and getting hit by loose mobs. Guess who they blamed for the wipe? I got in this huge fight with them and was like "Are you really that arrogant that three Healers later you STILL believe the Healer is to blame? Turns out that the Tank and one DPS were a RL couple and the other DPS was an in game friend of the BF. Absolute most annoying experience ever.

It's sort of funny looking for in progress runs sometimes like just for the hilarity of how bad things can be. Trial roulette in progress is some of the funniest. I got SoF in progress yesterday and I teleport in to find all these people running away from hundreds of mobs while people are being slaughtered. My first KoL on day one of that patch I got in on the last boss with about 10 minutes left on the clock and they said they kicked the Healer after tons of wipes. Told them no time for the strat so I'll just learn as we go and we finished it easily. At the end was like "What was so hard about that?"

Sometimes when I get French players after the run I put things through google translate got one in progress where they were saying stuff in French and doing laughing emotes thought they were making fun of me but it was like "It's already ten times better than with the last Healer " "This shows how bad they are lololol"