Healer Confessions

[KohakuTribal]

I've had to set very specific rules for myself for DPS'ing on WHM in dungeons and whatnot. Like "Spam Holy 3-4 times, then turn off Cleric Stance immediately." I can't tell you the number of times I just plain blank out that I'm in Cleric Stance. Totally forget. Sometimes it takes me like...five or six Cure I/II's or worse, going "IS THE TANK TAKING INFINITE DAMAGE?! WHY IS HE NOT HEALED?!" before I realize that no...I'm just a moron.

[Nekotee]

Happends a lot
Usually after screams and a dead tank in my hand and me covered of his blood

I need to put my cleric stance in half of my scrreen to show me that I used it !

The worst is in whm trying to tetra save the tank and CS taking one second too long
Making my 10 000 tera crit into a small uncute 1200 crit tetra under CS

[Fernosaur]

One time, me and my FC friends were helping out a 100% new member through Sastasha. I had both SCH and WHM at 60 so I figured I'd give AST a try. My friend also started out his Marauder to level up with our newbie friend, so everything was sunshine and rainbows~

Until I totally spaced out and forgot I was healing, and just let my friend die in goddamn Sastasha while I was in Cleric Stance.

I still haven't lived that down Q_Q

[Bjorn_Ironside]

Doing SV normal a couple days ago, i need to AFK for min 5 min to move my car so 3 pulls before the first boss i say in party " hey before we start the first boss i need to afk for 5min to move my car" we clear the 3 pulls and i type again "brb 5min" standing outside the boss room. i move my car and come back(took less than 5min) and the tank had pulled the boss and died! then tried to vote kick me! little did he know both the dps were friends from my FC (and in voice chat with me). they told me everything so when he pulled the boss i let him die and cured my Drg friend while he tanked it. Told him " next time don't try to vote kick me when i told you two damn times i needed 5 min!" ran the rest of the dungeon no issue even got his commendation. lol #slightlypassiveagressive

[Emeke]

Tank takes a major hit. Near death. I start spamming heals. Tank dies. I was targeting myself at full health. Derp.

[Amaya-Asha]

Sometime, if the tank or the dps aren't trying to dodge aoe. I stop healing them. Magically, they start to dodge.
It's ok when they take unecessary damage while trying their best.

^So I'm not the only one


My confession is I was changing my iheartRadio channel and let the tank die by mistake. He/She said that they where new so I wasn't expecting such a large pull and thought I had time for better music. lesson to set my music before hand....

[bounddreamer]

Pre-pull Adlo, Swiftcast shadowflare, rouse, cleric stance, bio 2, miasma, bio, bane, step in for miasma 2, step back...pick up the cat toy and play with the little attention hog who is otherwise threatening to chew on cords. Step out of Cleric stance and re-Adlo as needed.

Repeat on every pull except bosses. Two comms.

God, I love the tank changes.

[Raji_Lev]

More of a "general DF confession", but...
My lotting habits are determined by how well the run is going and the party is behaving

REALLY good (and/or sorry cause I F'ed up): Pass everything, no exceptions
Good: Greed anything that would be an upgrade for the appropriate job(s), pass everything else
Average: Greed everything (even if I can Need), regardless of if I'm going to use it or just hand it in for seals.
Bad (as in, multiple wipes due to people derping up basic stuff and/or needlessly starting shit): Need everything I can and Greed everything I can't, even if I won't be using it, simply because SCREW YOU GUYS!

...I think I might be in need of professional help. Just a little.

[MidlouLii]

The amount of times I've popped off a lustrate on myself due to fail targeting the tank. Dropping a sacred soil AFTER the trial wide AOE has hit and being like...oh right BEFORE.

And by far the dumbest....

Getting my scholar to 60 and taking it into end game raiding content.... without having done any of the 50-60 job quests (no emergency tactics, no indomitability, no Broil...)

[Paladinleeds]

As I've seen happen on my own stream... Going to ress somebody, use my swiftress macro... "You cannot escape that easily [blank]!" - Cue "Huh!?" from me. Nobody got targeted with a ress... go to find them, can't find them to ress them, lose Swiftcast. Argh bollox...