What does everyone think about those AST buffs?

[NorthernLadMSP]

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named Astroella. She lived alone with her father, as her mother had died when she was young.

One day, Astroella’s father met a woman. The woman had two daughters, the same age as Astroella. In time, her father was married, and little Astroella got a new stepmother and two stepsisters. Their names were Cura and Physicka.

One sad morning, her father suddenly passed away, and little Astroella was heartbroken. She stayed in her family home, living with her new stepsiblings.

The stepsisters grew to hate little Astroella, and because of the families jealousy, she became a slave in her own home.

One afternoon, while cleaning and doing her stepsisters’ laundry, a courier arrived with an invitation to a grand ball. The stepsisters grew excited, and began thinking of the dresses they were to wear to this grand ball.

Little Astroella knew she would not be able to attend, as she had become a poor maid with nothing to wear to such an event.

Unbeknownst to her, her little animal friends made a beautiful dress so that Astroella could attend the ball.

She was so surprised when her friends presented to her the dress she was to wear, she quickly put it on, and went to show her stepsisters.

The sisters, Cura and Physicka, were shocked at the sight of little Astroella. They grew angry, and in a jealous rage, ripped Astroella’s dress to shreds."