That moment when...

[Kietsu]

There are people out there that made it to 60 by just... kinda pressing buttons when they feel like it.
I've seen a Dragoon in Alexander who didn't use Heavy Thrust. At all.

...yeah.

[AltanRapsied]

That moment when you try and teach your entire group how to kill Ravana hard and they wipe every time on the Gana phase. I explain in extreme detail after every wipe and very patiently and still not one person could comprehend. I have not to will to understand or even can. Its like everyone was expect to be carried secretly so no one tried.
The most basic fight come oooonnnn!


Anybody got those moments?

I had a group in Dragon's Neck the other day that wiped four times on the first time you need to use Imp Punch on Typhon DESPITE someone explaining how it worked in the chat.

I didn't stick around to see how many tries it took them to clear. That isn't even a difficult mechanic; I don't understand how they managed to fail so badly FOUR TIMES.

And this is how I became elitist

[RubyScarlett]

I love how this thread has been fully supported by reaction gifs.

(We're level 57! My i110 weapon is still good, right?)

How about the people that still have their Zeta or Dreadwyrm weapon equipped with their lv 190+ gear in Expert Roulette?

[Kona_Nightwind]

I had a group in Dragon's Neck the other day that wiped four times on the first time you need to use Imp Punch on Typhon DESPITE someone explaining how it worked in the chat.

I didn't stick around to see how many tries it took them to clear. That isn't even a difficult mechanic; I don't understand how they managed to fail so badly FOUR TIMES.

Everytime I get this.

[Eul]

(We're level 57! My i110 weapon is still good, right?)

[Jacosta]

How about the people that still have their Zeta or Dreadwyrm weapon equipped with their lv 190+ gear in Expert Roulette?

Unfortunately there is a DerpGoon on my server that perfectly describes this. Boggles the mind how they have come this fa--- oh wait, I know how.... It helps to have someone carry you through the game >_>
Oh well, where's my tea?

[SuddenStorm8]

I got Mog HM through trial roulette on my BRD, we had 1 new DPS and 2 new tanks all of whom admitted they were new.
So just as I start to explain to them what to do the WHM pulls like an (expletive removed so lala babies don't cry)


Would anyone be surprised if I said we wiped and that same WHM immediately rage quit?
So I explained what to do quickly, the AST solo healed it and we killed it easy as.
People need to learn that waiting 30 seconds for someone to give out instructions can save 5 mins on a wipe and 30 mins on a lockout penalty

[CGMidlander]

"Eat a fruit at 2 stacks of gold lung"
*DPS and tank go and eat fruit every time they get 1 stack*
*Party runs out of fruit very quickly*
*Wipe*
Repeat 3x


>_>

[Drakeos]

I remebered one time during the Contuim run (one with Ultima in it) has a THM (he had no black mage soul) so i asked him why don't you have black mage soul equip and HIS reply was "What a black mage soul/How do i get it" seriously ... he like level 50-52 and yet don't have it ?

[Vartio]

"Eat a fruit at 2 stacks of gold lung"
*DPS and tank go and eat fruit every time they get 1 stack*
*Party runs out of fruit very quickly*
*Wipe*
Repeat 3x


>_>

TBF I learned 3 stacks tank, 2 tanks DPS/Healer, works well enough. (I think +1 stack each for the Marlboro boss?)