Are we really getting a Dps parsing dummy?

[Eekiki]

This proposal wouldn't tell your damage info to other people. It would tell your info to you. While that distinction wouldn't remove the toxicity that's already present, I do think it would be sufficient to prevent it from adding to the toxicity.

I disagree with this. As has been mentioned here before, an official parser of any kind will only vindicate the already present jerknozzles, and you'll see party finders demanding proof of some arbitrary DPS rating. Now, someone will say "It's their party, and they can build it however they want". Yeah, I guess. Those people are still jerks to begin with, and the last thing this game needs is another outlet for them to practice their jerkism.