Are we really getting a Dps parsing dummy?

[Malevicton]

One by SE would be nice as we can be 100% sure it's accurate. I have read that the third party one may not always work properly in every encounter (i.e. Wildfire issues).

Wildfire's the only issue and it's not a particularly common one.

The only other thing close to an issue is DoTs, but that's cause they don't actually show up in the combat log, so there's nothing to parse. DoT simulation is pretty accurate though.

And really, if you're making the point that you can't trust 3rd party parsers, isn't that just more reason to have an official parser?