Are we really getting a Dps parsing dummy?

[Reynhart]

Why not give a personal parser though. A dummy parser only gives you a general idea of what you can do, not how you're actually doing in a real fight situation.

Especially because they don't want anyone to judge how you do in a real fight situation.
They suppose that some leaders will ask you how much your DPS displays, so you'll have the incentive to lie if you fear that you're not doing enough...

And a dummy parser is enough to min-max your gear and broadly improve your rotations. It's a training mode.