Are we really getting a Dps parsing dummy?

[Mature]

To those complaining about an official DPS parser, use this as an opportunity to practice your rotation and optimize your DPS. This is a good thing for everyone.

That's what I thought. And I personally think is a great idea as it is a PERSONAL parsing not a raid one. It will definitely help improve personal performance. It's like I mentioned before, a bit of a training mode for a fight game where I try to Excel your combos by adding more and put them into practice on a real target.

[ThirdChild_ZKI]

I support the idea, and to further cater to my Allagan fetish, make it a Training Node! Someone had the idea of having it execute low damage aoes to simulate having to move for mechanics and that's good too.

All doomsaying aside, a parsing dummy is not a bad idea at all IF used responsibly, much like the other tools we already have that CAN be misused (vote kick, lootmaster, etc.), but would not by a mature adult player.

[Gilraen]

A parsing dummy is the best alternative to an actual parser that I can think of. It's there for your parsing pleasure yet it's not looming over everyone's head in instances like a diarrhetic bird. It's also completely optional, you don't even have to give it a glance if you don't want to. Hopefully it's inclusion will be enough for the jerks to do their flexing and posing and leave the rest of us to enjoy the game in peace. Doubtful, I know, but it's a hope.

[Viuiji]

If they do make a parsing dummy, I have one request:

Make it a Moogle dummy. It will feel so good!

In all seriousness though, as a PS4 user, if this is for real it would be great.

[Waliel]

Early WoW didn't have DD checks. Funny thing is that game took off like a rocket. WoW right now has DD checks and isn't doing all that well. Not that the correlation implies anything other than DD checks are irrelevant to the game being enjoyable.

How early are we taklking about here, because DPS checks were already in vanilla WoW. The earliest one I can think of was Vaelastrazs in Blackwing Lair and many of the bosses in Naxxramas had either hard or soft enrages. I wouldn't be surprised if every boss had one after The Burning Crusade hit.

Yeah... exploiting the game is fine as long as you can get away with it. I see. That is standard attitude in MMOs these days. However I always report people who say or parse logs at all. :'3

Are you the same guy who said that datamaning patches is what is allowing botting? Because your parser comparisons are about as good as that.

[Mature]

Well, if you're an idiot then yeah, you may need a dummy that's smarter than you to tell you what's happening.

But for those of us with functional eyes and functional brains that can process the images those eyes receive, yeah, we don't need a parser to know if we're doing things correct.

The thing is , you may THINK you doing it right but how are you certain for sure? Someone else might be doing the exact same thing as you but somehow they are pulling a much higher dps than you?

A clear example , There's a few videos in YouTube "teaching you" their rotations . And if you look in the comments section there's ALWAYS someone telling you how can you improve or do better. And it's not only 1 person is a lot of putting their input and advice.

That's when a parsing dummy comes in , if you can actually see the >damage< you might come up with something extra or adding extras to your rotations to increase your overall performance.

[SuperZay]

These threads about parsers are so dangerous, lol. Someone always gets banned for accidentaly admitting using one.

[Mature]

Patch update on Friday night! Hopefully we might get some info!

The date has been set for the twenty-fourth installment of the Letter from the Producer LIVE! Scheduled to be held during the 14-hour anniversary broadcast, this will be the first half of a two-part special previewing what's to come in patch 3.1. Don't miss this chance to get the latest information out of Eorzea!
Date & Time
Friday, August 21, 2015 from 9:30 p.m. to 11:00 p.m. (PDT)

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Yoshi-P will answer questions taken from the official forum while sharing details of the upcoming patch.

[Reynhart]

Parsing dummy with mirage so that we can smack whatever we want

[ThirdChild_ZKI]

As someone who not-so-regularly practices on training dummies just to get used to/improve skills (Side Note: THIS is why Minuet quickly became a minor issue to me), I highly welcome the opportunity to not only see what I'm doing DPS-wise, but how well I might be doing it. I'm not concerned with other people's parses. No, really. I only care about if I'M doing my best, and if not, how I can do better. And as I see it, if I can get the job done NOT knowing how well I'm performing, imagine what I could do if I did know?

That devs would have to hold back a useful tool for the community out of concerns of misuse and player maturity should really be a moment where people check themselves. Are you part of the solution (that is, taking the time to use it and improve from it, or help others), or part of the problem (refusing to use it, using it to boost your own ego or down others, demonizing the use of the information you can gain from it)?