"Leveling up your pally again?"

"Yep. Been a while since I paladinged."

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"ALL RIGHT! LET'S KICK SOME AXE!"

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"Every man has his Dark Side."

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"All right sir, go ahead and shield swipe your credit card."

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"You stink. Go home and take a blood bath."

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"My Dark Passenger wants to play."

"Dexter's a dark knight!"

"I thought he was a lumberjack."

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"Does Salted earth work on french fries?"

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"Curtana, Covenant sighted!"

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"Easy, buddy. Don't provoke him."

"But my healer will be pissed!"

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"Take cover!"

"Not on my toolbar!"

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"VENGEANCE IS MINE! And holmgang, and foresight, and thrill of baaaaattle..."

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"Warriors and Dark Knights are smug bastards because it takes two hands to grip their shafts."

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"What do you call an orgy of warriors? A HOLMGANG Bang!"

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"Blood Price can be nice, but it's shadowskin for the win!"

"SHUT. UP."

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"Blood on her skin! Dripping with sin! Do it again! Living Dead girl!

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"Stop flashing her!"

"But my healer will be pissed!"