Dear Ta(ru)taru,

It has come to my attention that you are sending me on pointless errands while you continue to 'find yourself." I'm sorry but a low level Weaver is the last thing I need in Ishgard; you can't even repair my gear. In fact your escapades have done nothing but inflict repair bills and large teleportation fee's upon me. You may be trying to cover up the fact that you're actually a dude with level 1 glamour pieces; and that's ok. However, please consider the fact that Ascians, Garleans, Uldahn's, Primals, and Dragons are currently trying to destroy your existence. Please pick someone more disposable the next time you decide to try and get yourself killed. I am not your senpai; if you happen to vanish from this world I will not notice.

P.S. Stop sending me linkshell invites.

With no regrets,
Clive Hawkins