You KNOW you want some BAD TANK PUNS.

[Galgarion]

"Ugh, I wish I could call a tank swap on my wife!"

[The_NPC]

"Tanks for playing & have a Bulwark day filled with Convolenence on Sheltron!" or just "Tank you very much!"

[Torunya]

Said from one Paladin to a White Mage.

"Why hello there White Mage, want to... get out of here and cast some Stoneskin? I have Protect." *wink wink*

[Draciella]

This threads going to feel my wrath. Reprisal upon us, offer us deliverence for our sins. May we rest amongst our forefathers hallowed ground.
Tank you for reading

[Kassiekane]

What skill do Warriors use when they're hungry?

Inner Feast.

[winsock]

Tanks get a little defensive when you tell them to have foresight.

[winsock]

All you need to be a good tank is awareness and foresight

Warriors, in particular, largely benefit from awareness due to their raw intuition.

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Bwhahahhahaha

[CGMidlander]

That Low Blow really hurt my Dark Passenger, as I didn't have the Foresight to Cover it in time...
Aye, Grit my teeth in pain I did.
Only when I exact my Vengeance, shall Equilibrium be restored!

[Draciella]

What did optimus prime name his turtle? Sheltron!

[Arkenne]

Next Halloween there will be nothing but DRKs in the DF, because they are the Living Dead :U! *bad pun drums rolling*
But maybe you will find some WARs too, because they could take a Blood Bath to disguise themselves!! *bad pun drums rolling again*