One potential solution to the parser 'problem'

[Bishop81]

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Something like this would go a long way to helping people without access or the desire to run a parser to optimise their play and work towards the sort of standard of play much of the content in this game asks of them. It also won't interfere with actual content or allow people to use those numbers as ammunition against others as the feedback would be entirely personal and private.

Or they can enable a build-in parser selectively - i.e. It's only available in non-DF dungeons.