Parsers make you stupid

[Nadirah]

That and the internet in general seems to bring out the worst aspects of humanity.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/S=0/comic/2004/03/19

This is all that needs to be said.

The worst tank I ever saw had a great parse. It was in EQ2, I was healing and he was out dps'ing all of our dps. It was easy for him since his gear far exceeded everyone else since it was from the top raids at the time. He couldn't hold ago to save his life, literally. The dps couldn't obliterate the mobs in a normal dungeon pickup group like his raid guild buddies. So, the mobs were up long enough that he actually needed to use taunts and tank stance couldn't have hurt either. So, he topped the parse but kept causing everyone to die because of it. Thankfully, he left after only a few pulls.

Did he happen to be a zerker or SK?

Becuase those were the two notorious ones. -_- At least on Crushbone.