Parsers make you stupid

[TheMightyMollusk]

Parsers don't make you stupid. Stupid makes you stupid.

[Chimeric]

love to resurrect a post old enough to go to kindergarten

[Frizze]

He ran out of ideas for troll threads, so hes resurrecting old threads instead. In at least two of them hes admitted to being a trash player too. Slightly more interesting then his old fare. 2/10.

[FF16Necromancer]

I play monk. Lately in A4 I am trash talked for being low in DPS. Notes for A4 say do not get close to others due to splash damage, that slows me down. Run away from the leg to get the giant flowing balls, one, two balls because I changed to Fists of Earth (oh no the monk is in fists of earth let's trash her), sometimes 3 balls or not oops I'm dead. Yet you, parsing tank are still on the leg wailing away. Then the dolls, oops gotta stop and go save the clerics cause you, the parser buddy of the tank have got to keep that DPS up for your parser. Then of course time for the ride down the tube. It's not about DPS it's about mechanics. Probably why we wipe.

Why not.. Make a cross server blacklist. Make a blacklist that works in the group. Make a mute function so people do not have to listen to being trashed.

I watched a video with Yoshi talking about parsers and saying "We are all adults here" well, NO we are not ALL adults. Even the adults aren't adults.

That's an issue with people lacking awareness, not parsers.