Oh but it is the end of the world as we know it!

Don't you know that according to ancient Square-Enixian lore that once fifty users have My Little Pony in their signatures Eorzea will enter the 7th Umbral Era!? Ending all life as we know it, as well as never releasing patch notes, and weapons that were made in an unknown land called Korea!? The doom, I say...The Doom!!! /sarcasm