I mostly agree with the OP. Especially the me, me, ME(!!!1!1) part, let alone the childish way people love to respond.
I wonder why it's totally out of the question to respond in a nice way.

Also, it's more than sad that our generation has adapted this 'tl;dr' metality. I don't consider reading more than one line as mentally challenging. I find it rather insulting that a writer assumes I'm almost brain dead and therefore need a summary at the end. Same goes for quest markers.

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