A question to Square on Zephirin (SPOILERS)

[Amiaze]

Perhaps another Minstrel's Ballad is in order? After all, the ballads aren't known for being the most accurate, so the possibility for a fight that never actually happened is there...

[Toguro]

Hey. What's goin on guys?

[Suirieko]

TFW when everyone's raging about Zephirin, when they should be raging at the Wandering minstrel. I mean after all, you are "reliving" the fight of the Minstrel's song story... and he tends to exaggerate the story, yanno?

[RickXRolled]

Kind of related, but speaking of satisfaction...I have mixed feelings on Thordan VII robbing me of the chance to finally finish off Lahabrea.

On the one hand, it's about time that bastard got what he deserved, but on the other hand...come on.
After antagonizing us for so long, it was *I* who had to give him the "coup-de-graçe", NOT the arch-bishop-turned-primal.

If it weren't for Igeyorhm trying to escape first, I would've definitely thrown that Aethecyte at him.

Ah well...on-topic, I agree: death by proxy wasn't exactly satisfying.

You'll probably get your chance when fighting a certain ascian dragon dragoon.

[DragonSlayer45]

TFW when everyone's raging about Zephirin, when they should be raging at the Wandering minstrel. I mean after all, you are "reliving" the fight of the Minstrel's song story... and he tends to exaggerate the story, yanno?

And I appreciate the Wandering Minstrel for adding this gem right here:



I've never wanted to kill him harder in my life. Great inspiration for DPS. That probably explains the reason why I'm always in the lead when Zephirin pops up.

Seriously. Solo trial against Zephirin. Can I have it? Can he be the training dummy in the beginner's hall?

[Suirieko]

And I appreciate the Wandering Minstrel for adding this gem right here:



I've never wanted to kill him harder in my life. Great inspiration for DPS. That probably explains the reason why I'm always in the lead when Zephirin pops up.

Seriously. Solo trial against Zephirin. Can I have it? Can he be the training dummy in the beginner's hall?

Whoa. I noticed that bit. that's epic.

[Toguro]

And I appreciate the Wandering Minstrel for adding this gem right here:



I've never wanted to kill him harder in my life. Great inspiration for DPS. That probably explains the reason why I'm always in the lead when Zephirin pops up.

Seriously. Solo trial against Zephirin. Can I have it? Can he be the training dummy in the beginner's hall?

Hahaha yeah that's one of my favorite moves man Thanks! Wait why yall mad fo?

[Haprimac]

Seriously. Solo trial against Zephirin. Can I have it? Can he be the training dummy in the beginner's hall?

Uuf, if that should happen, I'd probably never get it done. I have such a major crush on that dude (even bought a third retainer and made him look exactly like Zephirin). ;A; I'd just stand there like a dork and spam that screenshot button like no tomorrow. .___.;

When I was asked to swear an oath to kick his butt, I chose the "...." option. My poor little virtual heart. It's already too much to face him and his 11 bros in the trial. /sob

[Vayanne]

Zephirin wasn't even that bad of a guy. He was - in his own way - doing what he thought was best for his people. He was an antagonist rather than an outright villain and mutilating his corpse would have achieved nothing of note.

First to say that I do like Haurchefant very much and consider the Heavens' Ward a nasty bunch but...
Zephirin didn't even mean to kill Haurchefant. He was aiming at the WoL, Haurchie just jumped in front of the spear and took the blow. Zephirin was just doing his duty protecting Thordan. For me the most worthy of contempt among the twelve sers is Charibert, the brutal, cruel sadistic bastard (it is mentioned his interrogations were nasty business) with the ugly lipstick.
While I did choose the more emotional response about wanting Zephirin's heart, I meant it rather figuratively and would be content with locking him in my basem- ahem, I mean sending him to the Ishgardian Fanatics Rehabilitation Center.

[Emmanellain]

And I appreciate the Wandering Minstrel for adding this gem right here:



I've never wanted to kill him harder in my life. Great inspiration for DPS. That probably explains the reason why I'm always in the lead when Zephirin pops up.

Seriously. Solo trial against Zephirin. Can I have it? Can he be the training dummy in the beginner's hall?

I approve of the dummy, i'd go fell cleave on that things ass everytime i pass it