I want his heart and I want it in my home as a decorative piece in my room. With a dagger in it of course.
I want his heart and I want it in my home as a decorative piece in my room. With a dagger in it of course.
SE if you make a paid DLC where we get to rip out Zephirin's still-beating heart and crush it in our bare hand, I WILL buy it. Just saying.
That would be a nice way to add a dart minigame, 10 pts for the hands, 50 points for the heart, 100 points for an eye !
Now that people have done Thordan EX I got to know, do we get to punch his face in?
Zephirin wasn't even that bad of a guy. He was - in his own way - doing what he thought was best for his people. He was an antagonist rather than an outright villain and mutilating his corpse would have achieved nothing of note.
Haurchefant is incredibly overrated in my opinion and I feel as though a lot of his fans simply let themselves be whipped into a frenzy. Yes, it was sad that he died - but it would be incredibly unrealistic to completely change the leadership of an entire nation without someone perishing on our side of the battle.
Making it be a minor NPC would be silly, too - since that would just be a cheap cop out.
I don't really see fans feeling strongly about an NPC as a bad thing, rather it just shows that it's good writing. Personally i don't find him overrated, he's just one of the few NPC's that got under many people's skin, and we saw our characters show more emotion around him than the others. Which probably added to the immersion. I don't disagree with the fact that his death was necessary, or else we'd be running around Coerthas in one neverending winning spree. lol
I just wanna know if we get to punch Zephirin in the face, you know, actually hit him this time. Antagonist/tempered/misunderstood or not, I like his character as much as the next guy, but man do i wanna jab him one in the jaw!
There should be a picture of Haurchefaunt underneath it, encased in a heart.
If you hit him with a dart, your game instantly crashes. Upon reloading, the game just says "You really enjoy hurting people, don't you?"
Now try to imagine a lalafell carving Zephirin's heart, please do, try not to laugh.
Last we need is more of that scrub Lahabrea. He's incredibly boring and has shown nothing special that made me think hey they should bring this guy back! Hopefully they don't waste time on that garbage and focus more on eldibus and making some interesting ones out of the ones that are yet to be introduced.
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