I recently revisited one of the winning entries from the "A Realm Redubbed" contest SE held a while back, and noticed one of the commentors mentioned that "The Tightest Subligar in All Eorzea" referenced in the video should be an actual item drop from Ramuh.

I agree! It would make for an awesome in-joke, and would go well with other items in game that have similarly silly names, like "The Greatest Bream in the World" and "The Best Gown Ever".

It should be purple and black, of course, since it belongs to Ramuh. It COULD reuse the usual subligar model, but a new model emphasizing its "tightness" certainly would not be unappreciated.

Players love it when their creations get actual recognition in-game (such as the "wall of Goobues" being acknowledged here and there in-game). This is one I think would work well, and would encourage participation in similar future contests!