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    Galgarion's Avatar
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    Aug 2014
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    612
    Character
    Famine Cruor
    World
    Mateus
    Main Class
    Marauder Lv 70
    WARRIOR DELIVERANCE F.A.Q.

    Q: When should I use Deliverance?

    A: 1. If your group has high dps, you can stay in Deliverance since trash dies so quickly.

    2. If you group has low dps, you can stay in Deliverance to help improve kill times.


    Q: When should I turn off Deliverance?

    A: F*** you.

    Q: I love using Deliverance but my healer keeps getting aggro. How can I stop that from happening?

    A: Use Fell Cleave more often.

    Q: Why does my dps keep parsing below a Summoner? I'm a Warrior.

    A: Summoners never parse above me. For some reason they keep dying right away and my dps ends up higher. Summoners are useless.

    Q: I saw a youtube video of a bunch of warriors running a dungeon--

    A: Yeah, that video was awesome wasn't it?

    Q --but it was taking them longer to finish than a regular group so I was--

    A: F*** you.

    Q: Why do monks and ninjas keep asking me why I stay in Deliverance?

    A: Vote Kick.

    Q: My group wants to know why I keep dying so often?

    A: White Mages are terrible healers.

    Q: Why won't my static let me tank for them anymore?

    A: Are you remembering to stay in Deliverence?

    Q : Yes.

    A: Not sure.

    Q: Why don't Paladins have axes?

    A: Because Paladins suck.

    Q: Why doesn't Deliverance solve all my problems immediately?

    A: Because man is born alone in this cold universe.

    Q: My brother whom I play this game with no longer wants to run dungeons with me because I stay in Deliverance and I'm giving a lot of thought to stabbing him in his sleep.

    A: I really miss my dad.

    Q: I keep getting yelled at for MT-ing in deliverance, and when I tell them the things you told me to say, I always get kicked.

    A: So? At least you aren't a pussy willow. Remember, 'MT' stands for MAN TANK. So be a man and stay in deliverance!

    Q: So I notice you haven't even done any coils and I'm wondering if that means--

    A: No more questions.
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    Last edited by Galgarion; 07-15-2015 at 02:13 PM.

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