Healer pet pee peeves

[Kytori]

Rocking the heals and preventing a wipe by the hair of your chinny chin chin because the DPS are killing the adds, the tank isn't holding aggro BECAUSE the DPS aren't killing the adds and I'm having to heal myself along with everyone else because after my Enmity reduction is gone, all the adds that the DPS aren't killing are now up in my butt hole...then getting no comms. Like who the heck are they giving them to because I was the only one who was flawlessly doing my job!

[CerenAlstrahl]

That DPS that skips over to mobs, smacks mobs, and then turns around like O.O "Where'd y'all go?"
Well, the tank has pulled his own group and didn't notice that a DPS went derpy.
The DPS now expects me to throw heals on him while the tank does/doesn't try to simultaneously pull them off him while keeping them from gnawing on me.
This may or may not result in me dying.
The DPS either dies or health drops low. "WTF, healer?! Do your job!"

Well maybe if you'd pull your head out of your stanky arse long enough to learn your job, I could do mine!

I always have that earth-shattering moment where I'm trying to decide whether to listen to my healer instinct screaming, "Heal! Heal! Heal!" or the fuming player side devious muttering, "Time for derpy DPS to die."

[Aomine1992]

Tanks being completely in a DPS stance the whole time, then die from like three mobs and blames the healer after the healer struggled to keep the sorry tank alive -___-

[Meow9000]

Tank gets a few groups of mobs and stops.
DPS and myself burn some cooldowns, rdy for some combat
HoT placed on tank and DPS start dpsing and.....
Tank decides he's not done pulling

Well a lot of tanks, including myself, like to stop long enough to flash/OP/unleash a mob if we are grabbing a second set because in PUGs some dps like to start hitting a mob before we grab the second or those healers that throw regens before you get aggro on your mob. I'm sorry if you have experienced something like a tank grabbing another mob after you drop asylum or burning arrow and having the mobs already 1/4 down.

[Meow9000]

I also hate when, as an AST, I'll drop CO and dps and occasionally tanks will run for no reason while I'm trying to regen some MP. I don't drop it in A4 last phase or I frit Extreme or when I know there's gonna be aoes in that area. There's no reason to not be inside the bubble

[Drtoxicmedica]

That person who takes damage but still insist on standing so far from the group medica etc won't heal them

This a hundred times over. There's no reason you should be a mile away from the healer. you can stay within medica range without being up the healers butt just stand a little to the left or right. Saw a bard and smn on niddghog the other day on opposite sides of him near the walls. Was horrible watching the healer run back and forth to heal the idiots.

[Nasrin]

When tanks grab multiple enemies, stand in the middle of them with half at their back, with no CDs popped. Make's me cry :3

[Nekotee]

- A tank that doesn't wait for stoneskin or adlo OR pull while I was buffing them, so end up losing aggro because my spell hit him first...
- Of course, DPS far away from AoE heal...
- When I'm SCH... Tank half pulling a room...
- Always as SCH thing I HATE the most... Tank pull ok, casting Shadowflare. Once it pop, Tank run away with mobs... so Re-casting shadow flare... Tank return to the original place fleeing from my spell... (GOD DAMNIT this is NOT something nasty that will burn your feet ! It will slow mobs and helps me healing because you while get less hit ! °A°)
- Tank who do not care a single bit about their buff... Stoneskin/Adlo whatever... Regen/Aspected Benefic still up on me... I better pull as much mob as I can !

WHM's who think that them having no mana and my mana bar being almost full means they are doing all the work. It just makes you crap. I've even had other people in the group probably friends of manaless WHM like "Lul why don't you try helping out more? How is your mana bar so full!?"......Because I know how to manage my mana.

Tanks who pull mobs then stop. Cleric stance on and DPS rotation starts. Suddenly out of nowhere Tank takes off and pulls the next room and is dead before I can get LoS to heal them. Then comes the Tank in chat "Lol guess we have a trash healer I'll pull one mob at a time to make it easy on you k? lulul" I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIBLE FIRE.

This two quote... just perfect... SO F*CKING TRUE !
(And I think you where nice with the tank in the second one...)

[Touch_Fluffy_Tail]

Really bothers me when tanks Protect/Stoneskin at the beginning of a dungeon, and Im not talking about like, I havent done it and they are waiting...
Today I had a tank, we got into Keeper of the Lake, both DPS watching cutscene... Tank uses Protect/SS, one DPS gets out of the Cutscene... Tank uses Pro/SS, Other DPS gets out of the cutscene... Tank uses Pro/SS...
Stuff like that annoys the heck outta me. I really have half a mind at that point to let them die and just be like "What? I thought you were the healer"

Also not avoiding avoidable stuff, like tanks that do Vault and don't even bother trying to dodge knights.

[Duero]

- Always as SCH thing I HATE the most... Tank pull ok, casting Shadowflare. Once it pop, Tank run away with mobs... so Re-casting shadow flare... Tank return to the original place fleeing from my spell... (GOD DAMNIT this is NOT something nasty that will burn your feet ! It will slow mobs and helps me healing because you while get less hit ! °A°)

That happened to me once and was like "wtf man !"

Turns out he really didn't know what it was.
Then everything went fine after I explained.