When I was living at my friends place his dog used to jump onto my lap whilst I was sitting on the couch playing games. It wouldn't have been so bad but it was a BIG dog that weighed a tonne and he'd always manage to lay ontop of my hands whilst I was holding a control pad so I couldn't move my hands from underneath him, then he'd start licking my face with no means for me to stop him. Only way to get him off was to slowly lean forward to try and use my chest to push him off my legs. Crashed a few too many cars on Forza 3 because of that dog XD