Quote Originally Posted by Anonymoose View Post
That's good, too! Thanks for that. Hold on, let me try:

[Adopts Kung-fu voice]
Any man can play the bow. It has only one string. Only through dedication, time, and trials can one learn to play many strings like the barcher...

(Sorry, lol. I'm not going to go out and say I believe wholeheartedly that it's a bowharp, but I love when a maybe gest responded to with "DEFINITELY NO!" on subjection.)

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I just had an ingenious thought about that!

What if the bow actually straightens instead of folds up, then the archer turns it the other way around, then they become a Guitarcher!