If SE doesn't fix this problem right now, I will quit!

[ZodiacBrave]

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...hopefully you don't look back at my started posts history, since many of them are just like this one! D: Or the one in my sig which is probably the biggest bit of satire I've ever done!

Would you like it if you had Red Bull delivered to you every night from SE, but your sub fee will double?

And about your sig, I know it's parody but... did people actually complain about most of the things there? On Summoners and Egis, people actually want to summon full primals on their side? What about parties of Summoners: Do they want 8 Primals doing Dungeons? What about FATEs?

Oh and, just some confession... #43 got me. -_-
I'm taking a break from the game right now. As everything in the expansion is locked behind 2.55 quest, which I haven't finished yet, I didn't have an immediate reason to play Heavensward. I did make a bit of splash in the forums during my last days of sub, but not to the point similar to one this thread parodied.

[PrimeEvilPanda]

[Violyre]

And about your sig, I know it's parody but... did people actually complain about most of the things there? On Summoners and Egis, people actually want to summon full primals on their side? What about parties of Summoners: Do they want 8 Primals doing Dungeons? What about FATEs?

Pretty much most of them were actual things. Some may be overblown, but I do recall some complaints regarding SMN not calling full primals in.