k so we were all once badass warriors of light who traveled the realm of eorzia to fight furries like ifrit shiva garuda, etc. and after lvling to 50 on all our alts with our weeaboo names we get rekt by this mtherfkin mario leprachaun lalafell who poisons the pink loli and then proceeds to get more rekt by the african american super saiyan? then after some magikuru transformation scenes he also gets rekt by a dude in blue jump suit i forgot his name, so is this guy the master conspiracy guy? or is the smaller lalafell with yda's mask the guy?
And even all my relationships with the pointy nose admiral from pirate city and the rule 34'd forest healing priest they just stand there and some dude be like,
"admiral we have to go".
-looks at chopped arm-
"k cya lolz". y do they not do anything????
And finaly, the skyons of 7th heaven end up killing themselves for the big boob minfka who then kills herself by running back to the fight, like wtf??? and then this part is bs. i finaly make it out of the cave and whos waiting for me?

the metrosexual elf and the carriage guy who gave me a ride when i was lvl 1. so now hes like herpity derp time to go bak to lvl 1 u dumfuk for buying this expansion pack. and now im stuck in the desert.

i just want to know, who is the mastermind behind all this? thx 4 readings.