Quote Originally Posted by Anonymoose View Post
Well, I can't speak for you, but I certainly get to work by collapsing my body into aetheric energy and riding our planet's ley lines to my employer's gate crystal. It's right next to the Kentucky Fried Chocobo in our food court - you can't miss it.
Oh indeed, not a day goes by when I'm not battling a giant monster using my violin-lance whilst firing bolts of heat from my fingertips. My parents get so annoyed about it, those giants leave really big imprints on the garden when they fall down.