The harp is a lie.

[Anonymoose]

Bah, I was gonna keep this in my thread, but this seems to be where the real conversations at, so:

I COME BEARING GIFTS

Famitsu "Harp Bow" (collapsed and expanded) vs. actual in-game example of a harp.

Arguments that no longer make sense:

"It cannot possibly be a bow-harp because _________________

• it doesn't have enough strings."
• it wouldn't resonate in that shape."
• the strings are too thick."